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Friday Morning Jokes!
By Keith | August 8, 2008
Here are some unofficial jokes from the Unofficial Crossfitters Joke book.
[If anyone is offended....Get over it!]
Q: How many CrossFitters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to do it in record time. One to film it. And one to complain about proper form.
Why did the Cynergy CrossFit fire their new trainer?
A: He didn’t know squat.
Q: What did the wife say to her CrossFitting husband after sex?
A: I didn’t know we were doing that for time too.
Q: What do you call a CrossFitter snatching 200 lbs?
A: Anything she damn well pleases.
Q: What’s the difference between the average woman and a CrossFitting woman?
A: The average woman looks better with her clothes on.
A CrossFitter, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John McCain walk into a bar. Hillary orders a single-malt scotch. Barack orders white wine. McCain gets a beer. The CrossFitter orders one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
The three politicians look over in shock.
“What the hell are you doing?” asks Hillary.
“Man, you’re supposed to eat healthy, drink healthy, be healthy!” adds Obama.
The CrossFitter replies, “If you had to vote for one of you three jokers, you’d be drinking heavy too.”
Q: What did one blonde say to the other during the WOD?
A: You know, I’ve been watching that box for almost an hour and it hasn’t jumped yet.
Please feel free to add your favorite CrossFit joke into the comments and have a great week end! Don’t forget about the Saturday open Gym!
The Unofficial Joke Book is from CrossFit Watertown!
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August 8th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Priceless!
August 8th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Tee Hee!!! Good ones!